I heard him say this on the Tonight Show - "I just had a physical. The doctor told me to give him a urine sample, a stool sample, a blood sample and a semen sample. So I just left my underwear and went home!"<br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoti...

Hilarious!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><!--EZCODE AUTOLINK START--><a href="http://www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp">www.playerappreciate.com/pimphandle.asp</a><!--...

<!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;font-family:courier;font-size:large;">Happy Birthday, Elderly One!!</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :eek2 --><img src=http://www.thzclan.com/forums/images/smilies/eek2.gif ALT=":eek2"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ...

According to the movie Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines, today is Judgment Day, the day of the nuclear attack upon the human race by the<br>suddenly self-aware SkyNet defense network.<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :kablooey --><img src=http://www.bstab.org/bbs/images/smiles/microwave.gif ALT=":kab...