Man! Quadruple bypass is tough going. However, the technology as well as the skill of the physicians is always getting better. My brother-in-law had sextuple bypass surgery about a year ago. He made it through fine. Your Dad'll be alright. Make sure he goes to his rehabilitation. It's very important...

Man trapped in an avalanche drinks 60 half liters of beer and urinates his way out.

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Wow! Gambit. That's an old one. In fact, I think that's the first one I ever used. Notice the fine Tribes I accoutrements adorning the jelly.

Maybe we need to have an XMEN Avatar museum. That would bring back a lot of memories.

I'll see what I can do.

No jelly required!

You cannot... be... serious.

Yes, it's true...They've found evidence of previous visitors on Titan in the form of an abundance of Methane gas.

Obviously, Ashaman has been there and left his mark (or should I say, "skid mark").

I went to txdriving.com and took the course. I had to wait at least a year in between. I almost wonder if going to an actual Saturday driving school would have been easier.

I upgraded my wireless router to a 802.11g and bought a PCMCIA 802.11g card for my laptop. It's very nice. I also moved my router to the middle of my house...now I have even coverage. Also, in preparation for video over LAN, up upgraded my wired home network to gigabit. That's nice too. I'm going to...