since the humor forum is down... Bumper stickers

[XMEN Gambit]

Yup, got it in an email. Enjoy. <br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br>1) Welcome to America ...now speak English!<br><br>2) Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,"<br><br>3) The proctologist called<br>...they found your head.<br><br>4) Everyone has a photographic memory<br>...some just don't have any film.<br><br>5)Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.<br><br>6) Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.<br><br>7)I used to have a handle on life..but it broke off.<br><br>8) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.<br><br>9)Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.<br><br>10)Some people just don't know how to drive. I call these people "Everybody But Me"<br><br>11)Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.<br><br>12)Don't like my driving? Quit watching me.<br><br>13)If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you.<br><br>14)Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.<br><br>15)Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.<br><br>16)Hang up and drive!!<br><br> <p></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p090.ezboard.com/bxmenclan.showU ... ambit>XMEN Gambit</A>&nbsp; <IMG HEIGHT=10 WIDTH=10 SRC="http://www.xmenclan.org/images/x.gif" BORDER=0> at: 5/18/04 1:56 pm<br></i>