Reasons Having a Flying Car Would Be Great

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Reasons Having a Flying Car Would Be Great

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11. Goodbye potholes - hello air pockets.

10. Jumping stuff in the General Lee just got a whole lot easier.

9. Finally will be able to do some fly-by paintball shooting on Microsoft Headquarters.

8. You can move on to complaining about not having a personal rocket.

7. It doubles as a hovering leaf blower.

6. Explaining Bernoulli principle to friends will make you look smart.

5. Finally, something the neighbor hasn't got - yet.

4. All those years of practice in Microsoft Flight Simulator finally come in handy.

3. Kids no longer ask to be 'dropped-off' at school.

2. You could paint the bottom of your car blue and the top green.

1. A Big Gulp and a little practice means you can finally get revenge on the birds.
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Post by XMEN Gambit »

There's a video on CNN.com today titled "Soaring above gridlock." I'd link it but they intentionally made it impossible. Anyway, I was amused that you posted this on the same day. :)
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Post by XMENPorsche »

You're amused easily.


I like the one about dropping the kids off at school.
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I like getting revenge on the birds. I have a friend who has been hit twice now in her life. The worst I had was they hit my book bag.
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Post by XMEN Gambit »

Yes, I'm amused easily. I see that as a good thing, you grouch.

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Post by XMENPorsche »

Harumph.

("Hey, I didn't get a Harumph outta that guy!")
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