Now this is funny as hell....I am in Microsoft Systems Center Configuration Manager training in Dallas. And the conversation got to Chuck Norris jokes. One of the guys showed us something funny.
Go to Google. Put in the search box "Find Chuck Norris"
Then click on the "Im Feeling Lucky" box.
"Never, Never, Never quit." - Winston Churchill "Men don't like to cuddle. They only cuddle if it leads to.. You know.. Lower cuddling." - Ray Romano "Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck." - Ricky, age 10