F3ll0wsh1p of teh R1ng
Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2004 5:01 pm
From inktank:<br><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><br>Found this on the web, thought I'd share it with you all. It made me laugh. =)<br><br>[At Bilbo's 111th Birthday]<br>Merry: "Omg, I pwn"<br>Pippin: "Sif, I pwn"<br>**Rocket goes off<br>Gandalf: "Pwned!"<br><br>Bilbo: "This = shiz, bai foos"<br>Bilbo has left the server<br>Frodo: "***!?"<br><br>[later, in Bag End]<br>Gandalf: "Give teh ringz0r to Frodo"<br>Bilbo: "Sif! It r precious!"<br>Gandalf: "STFU NOOB!!!"<br>Bilbo: "ok"<br>Gandalf has logged on as admin<br>Bilbo has been kicked from The Shire<br><br>**Later<br>Gandalf: "Show me teh ring, foo!"<br>**Gandalf rides out, does some research, comes back<br>Gandalf: "OMGZ, it R teh ring!"<br>Frodo: "***?"<br>Gandalf has logged on as admin<br>Frodo has been kicked from The Shire<br>Sam has been kicked from The Shire<br><br>[At Isengard]<br>Gandalf: "sup dawg, i r g4nd4lf da gr3y!"<br>Saruman: "Foo! U R teh noob!"<br>Gandalf: "***?!"<br>Saruman: "Sauron pwns joo!"<br>Gandalf: "Sif, I R leet"<br>**Sarumon beats the **** out of Gandalf<br>Saruman: "Pwned!"<br><br>[on the road to Bree]<br>Merry: "look foos, shrooms!"<br>Pippin: "Woot! Shrooms!"<br>Frodo: "Ph34r!"<br>Sam: "Shrooms!"<br>Frodo: "PH34R!1!1"<br>**black rider stops, sniffs, goes past<br>Frodo: "OMG, packetloss!"<br><br>[Bree, in the Inn of the Prancing Pony]<br>**Frodo is drinking and dancing on a table, then slips<br>Frodo has left the server<br>Frodo has connected to the server<br>Frodo: "OMGz, dc'd"<br>Aragorn: "OMG, noobz"<br><br>[at Weathertop]<br>Merry: "Mmm, shrooms!"<br>**MERRY IS BROADCASTING HIS IP ADDRESS!!!<br>Frodo: "Foos! Ph34r teh haxorz"<br><br>**the black riders attack<br>Merry: "OMG!!!"<br>Sam: "O.M.G!!!11"<br>Pippin: "***"<br>Frodo has left the server<br>**head nazgul stabs Frodo's ghost<br>Frodo has connected to the server<br>Frodo: "***... hax!"<br>**Aragorn lraps into the fray with a flaming brand<br>Aragorn: "PH34r!!!!!!"<br>Merry: "LOLOL flamed! "<br><br>[on the road to Rivendell]<br>Aragorn: "ZOMG!Arwen!"<br>**Arwen rides up<br>Aragorn: "A/S/L? Wanna net secks?"<br>Arwen: "Sif! *** is up with Frodo?"<br>Sam: "teh leet Hax0r "<br>Arwen: "Firewall?"<br><br>**Arwen rides off with Frodo, the nazgul give chase. Arwen crosses the ford at Rivendell.<br>Arwen: "PH34R!! My dad pwns urs!"<br>**nazgul start to cross<br>Arwen: "LOLOLOLO noobs!!1!"<br>**the ford rises up and washes the nazgul away<br>Warning: Connection Problems Detected<br>nazgul has disconnected<br>nazgul has disconnected<br>nazgul has disconnected<br>nazgul has disconnected<br>nazgul has disconnected<br>nazgul has disconnected<br>nazgul has disconnected<br>Arwen: "Pwnt"<br><br>[at the Council of Elrond]<br>Gimli: "dwarves pwn!"<br>Legolas: "Sif, Elves pwn!"<br>Boromir: "OLOLOL noobs, men pwn!"<br>Elrond: "STFU tards!!1!"<br>**Frodo puts the ring on the plinth<br>Gimili: "Sif ring pwns all!"<br>**Gimli swings his axe at it, which shatters<br>Elrond: "**sigh, noob"<br><br>[Frodo meets up with Bilbo]<br>Bilbo: "OLOL, me = 10th level thief!"<br>Frodo: "OMG, u r teh pwn!"<br>Bilbo: "Do u still have teh ringz0r?"<br>**Frodo shows Bilbo the One Ring<br>Bilbo: "OMG u tard, I want to TK you!"<br>Frodo: "sif!"<br>Bilbo: "ph34r my mithril"<br><br>[The Fellowship leaves Rivendell]<br>**Gandalf leads the fellowship through the mountains<br>Legolas: "ZOMG, leet gfx!"<br>Gimli: "I R dropping frames! FFS"<br>**There's an avalanche which threatens to knock them off the shelf<br>Gimli: "Gandalf, teh draw distance is too far!1!!1"<br>Gandalf: "**Sigh. Moria?"<br>Gimli votes to change map to Moria<br>Votes 4 of 4 required<br>Legolas: "lolol Gimli, time to upgrade!"<br><br>[The fellowship approaches the gates of Moria]<br>Gandalf: "FFS, its too hard! Anyone got a walkthrough?"<br>**The gates of Mordor open, but the Guardian attacks!<br>Frodo: "OMG! ph34r!"<br>Boromir: "GL HF"<br>Aragorn [broadsword] guardian<br>Legolas [arrow] guardian<br>Gandalf: "gg"<br><br>[The fellowship enters the mines of Moria]<br>Gimli: "OMG!!!! PWNED!"<br><br>**After travelling some time in the dark the Fellowship come to a chamber with a large well<br>Gandalf: "teh bookz0r has some clues!"<br>**Merry knocks a skeleton in armour down the well<br>Gandalf: "OMG! noob!"<br>Merry: "d'oh"<br>**The fellowship hears the ork drums<br>Boromir: "***?"<br>Aragorn: "***?"<br>Frodo: "..."<br>Gandalf: "Oh ffs >.<"<br>**the fellowhip shores up the doors as the orks come<br>Boromir: "TEAMS FFS!"<br>Aragorn [broadsword] ork<br>Gimli [axe] ork<br>Legolas [arrow] ork<br>Aragorn [broadsword] ork<br>Aragorn [broadsword] ork<br>Boromir [broadsword] ork<br>Gimli [axe] ork<br>Gimli [axe] ork<br>ork: "OMG! h4x!"<br>Gimli: "pwned"!<br>Legolas [arrow] ork<br>Legolas [arrow] ork<br>Legolas: "lol!!"<br>Boromir [broadsword] ork<br>Gimli [axe] ork<br>Gimli: "Foos!" Legolas [arrow] ork<br>ork: "ffs, wallhax!"<br>**The cavetroll enters the chambers destroying the doors<br>Gandalf: "Oh ffs!"<br>Boromir: "Omg, its teh boss!"<br>Aragorn: "Sif noob, we're not at teh end yet!"<br>**Cavetroll slams Boromir and Aragorn out of the way, and then skewers Frodo<br>Sam: "OMG!"<br>Gandalf: "OMG!"<br>Aragorn: "omg, pwn!"<br>**Legolas jumps on the cavetroll and shoots arrows down into its head<br>Legolas [arrow] cavetroll<br>Ork: "OMG! PWNED!"<br>Gimli: "LOLOOLOL! noobs"<br>**The fellowship then runs through Moria, chased the whole way by a horde of orks<br>Boromir: "FFS! Teams, foos!"<br>**A flaming shadow starts to follow them, and the orks withdraw<br>Aragorn: "Now THIS is teh boss!"<br>Gandalf: "OMG!"<br>**The fellowship take to long flights of stairs that are starting to crumble and fall. Orks shoot at them with arrows.<br>Legolas: "LOL, noobs. Chex0r this out!1!"<br>Legolas [arrow] ork<br>Legolas [arrow] ork<br>ork: "AIMBOT!"<br>ork: "turn it off!"<br>Legolas: "lolol!"<br>**The fellowship crosses a bridge, Gandalf stops to confront the balrog<br>Gandalf: "joo shall not pass!"<br>Balrog: "***?"<br>Gandalf: "JOO SHALL NOT PASS!"<br>Balrog: "Sif, noob"<br>**Gandalf strikes the bridge with his staff, cracking it and causing it to break under the Balrog's weight<br>Balrog: "ZOMG! PWNED!"<br>Frodo: "OMG! Gandalf!"<br>**The Balrog falls and in a last act of defiance strikes out with its whip, entangling Gandalf<br>Gandalf: "D'oh"<br>Frodo: "OMG, joo foo!"<br>Gandalf: "fly u foos, fly!"<br>**Gandalf lets go and follows the Balrog into the crevass<br>Gandalf has left the server<br>Balrog has disconnected<br><br>[After escaping Moria the fellowship finds itself in Loth Lorien]<br>**The fellowship rests, and in the night Frodo speaks with Galadriel<br>Galadriel: "For a noob, u r teh leet!"<br>Frodo: "Sif. I don't want teh ringz0r. Do u want teh ringz0r?"<br>Galadriel: "******! SIF I want teh ringz0r. I have enough h4x of my own!1"<br><br>[The fellowship leaves Loth Lorien and sets out via river]<br>Saurman: "ph34r my army of uruk hai! Go outz0r, find teh hobbitz and pwnz0r them!"<br>uruk hai: "leet!"<br><br>[stopping at the banks of the river, the Fellowship sets up camp]<br>**Frodo goes off looking for firewood, Boromir follows and confronts him<br>Boromir: "Gimmie teh ringz0r so ** hax can fight teh boss!"<br>Frodo: "Sif, foo. Punkbuster will pwn joo!"<br>Boromir: "Naw, we play on non-pb servers"<br>Frodo: "STFU noob"<br>Frodo has left the server<br>Boromir: "***! FRODO! Bring teh ringz0r back, faghat!"<br><br>**A group of Uruk Hai encounter Boromir<br>Boromir: "OH FFS, TEAMS!!"<br>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir<br>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir<br>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir<br>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir<br>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir<br>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir<br>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir<br>Uruk Hai [arrow] Boromir<br>Boromir: "****ing campers"<br>**Aragorn comes across the battle<br>Aragorn: "Boromir joo noob! ***!"<br>Uruk Hai: "Hah, pwn!"<br>Aragorn [broadsword] Uruk Hai<br>Aragorn: "I bring joo teh pwn!"<br>**Aragorn goes to Boromir<br>Boromir: "Damn lag!"<br>Warning: Connection problems detected<br>Boromir has disconnected<br>Aragorn: "FFS!"<br><br>[Frodo returns to the bank of the river where he gets into a boat. Sam 'sees' him]<br>Sam: "Frodo! ***! Invisibility h4x!"<br>Frodo has connected to the server<br>Frodo: "Sam, STFU and FOAD!"<br>Sam: "Sif!"<br>Frodo: "Oh, ffs n00b!"<br><br>3Nd!!!!11 <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.xmenclan.org/xmengambit.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>XMEN member<br>Card-carrying DTM<br>OKL Fish-napper<br><br>Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.<br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> The Tao of Programming</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>
