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Signs You're Having Thanksgiving Dinner with a Geek

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:25 pm
by XMEN Iceman

11. Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe.

10. Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their "I am thankful for..." speech.

9. A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the turkey.

8. House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims bringing diseases to the new world.

7. Someone constantly keeps saying "The pilgrims had coffee, didn't they?"

6. Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don't burn your mouth.

5. The cranberries are caffeinated.

4. Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel.

3. Three words: Lego gravy boat.

2. Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones.

1. The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being butchered.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:47 pm
by TsN|Wildchild|xmen
1. Is my favorite... :)

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:27 pm
by Detox.enD
TsN|Wildchild|xmen wrote:1. Is my favorite... :)
I agree - any D&D references are cool :)

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:29 pm
by Sharpster
Heh, I like the 2nd one

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:41 pm
by MegaDeath70
#10 was the funniest !

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:04 pm
by XMEN Gambit
I'm with MD. Though #3 was close...

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:11 pm
by X Rogue
Nah, # 1.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:25 am
by TsN|Wildchild|xmen
Wow I thought I would be shunned for my reference to the D&D scope.

I only liked it because I'm an avid RPGer.

Althought the one with the red hats was funny too. :)

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:12 pm
by Detox.enD
i like it because I used to be an advid d&d player


i don't think everyone knows what a saving throw is :)

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:36 pm
by Sharpster
How was everyones Thanksgiving dinner ? I swear I gained like 10 lbs...

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:32 am
by TsN|Wildchild|xmen
I'm stil leating it. Four helpings alst night and breakfast this morning. Good stuff.

Detox, thats funny. I am an avid gamer. So avid that I even spent the last decade creating my own system. It will be in print some time next year. Waiting on artwork to be finished.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:14 pm
by XMEN Iceman
Are you kidding?? I spend most my early college years playing weekends of D&D. :)

Posted: Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:36 am
by TsN|Wildchild|xmen
I'm a true geek I still play every saturday.

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:02 pm
by TsN|Wildchild|xmen
Not to bring up a real old thread but in reference to the last few posts... my game is finished.

Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:06 pm
by X Rogue
High time. ;)