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I'll admit it. Shopping for a personal tank can be a bit daunting. Many times in the past I've purchased overpriced, so-called "battle tanks", then driven them into battle only to be wrecked in ten minutes by the first blow off of some insurgents home-made morter.

But not this baby, no way.

This tank R-O-C-K-S! Literally- the 400-watt sound-system keeps me rockin like a crazy man as I'm dishing out justice commando style. Wow. I just can't say enough. And the kids love it, too- imagine the look of terror in the eyes of the enemy as I'm dropping off my kid's team to their soccer game. Shock and awe, my friends, SHOCK AND AWE!

I had NAO install the optional GPS-guided white phosphorus missile system, and talk about *SWEET*! Burn baby burn!!!

Oh, it also has plenty of room for groceries, and if you need to like move a loveseat or something it'll fit if you use a little bungee cord.

The only real negative with this tank is that it shows up on radar a little more than I like (although there is a polyresin graphite stealth model available). Also, the included spare isn't full size.

Overall, a great tank.

This a good tank for expressing your political opinions. when election year comes around, you can drive into all those politcal conventions for the parties you dont like, if they don't let u in then u can always drive thru the wall. then u can drive up next to the stage, dont shoot or anything but point the gun thingy at the candidate u dont like. they might call the marines but since u didnt actually do anything illegal (unless u drove thru the wall) u can call the ACLU and theyll sue the marines for infringing on ur right to drive tanks into political conventions! the only problem is that if u dont live in texas they might not allow u to drive this alot but that doesnt really matter becuz r they REALLY going to pull over some1 in a tank?