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Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 6:18 pm**

Winter Olympic Events We'll Never See

11. Yellow Snow Eating Contest
10. Inebriated Giant Slalom
9. Quadathlon - Skiing, Shooting, Drinking, Driving
8. Speed Scraping
7. Finnish Sauna Marathon
6. Synchronized Snowman Building
5. Polar Bear Outrunning
4. Ice Diving
3. Three-Man Ice Lake Skinny Dip
2. Men's Single Dagger Reindeer Slaughter
1. Snow Angeling

Posted: **Thu Mar 02, 2006 8:13 pm**

How about the

Women's Snowsuit Beauty Contest?