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- Whenever/Wherever you are you hear the chirping of a UAV radar.

- Whenever you walk near a flag pole you have a huge urge to jump down into a prone position or find a nearby wall to hide behind.

- You find yourself longing for a pair of Claymores to 'protect' your back by placing them outside your cubicle.

- You request a supply drop from your Boss.

- Whenever you hear a loud bang your vision instantly blurs for five seconds.

- You find that Promotions just take too damn long!

- During your morning/evening drive you just go off road to get to your office.

- You call for an artillary barage when your office comes into view.
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- You find that since you got promoted you wonder why you cant upgrade from the regular office ball point Bic pens to the Gel Bics.

- Since your the Boss you find that you lay down in the most inaccessable places and yell orders while killing your own indiscriminatly and giving suppiles to the company rival.

- Getting to be the driver for the motorpool is no longer a chore its a race.

- You carry around an empty roll of toilet paper to zoom in.

- When you wake up in the morning you instantly try to become the Commander... Only to have the much more Senior in rank Wife to get it first.

- When the Boss is being particulary unhelpful you try to get coworkers to Muntiny.

- You 'rework' your local playground to include fixed emplacements and a large wooden crate.

- Your kids yellow rubber dingy has been painted black, has a roll bar, and a supersoaker on front.

- You keep jumping off of 2nd story buildings and higher expecting your chute to save you becuase its faster.