Signs You're a Victim of Identify Theft

[XMEN Iceman]

11. You wake up one morning and can't remember who you are.
10. The insurance company sent your identity theft claim check to someone else.
9. The only mail you get now is addressed to "Occupant".
8. Your credit card bills are actually getting paid each month.
7. You find your house for sale on eBay
6. Your dog runs to someone else when you call it.
5. You only have four distinct personalities instead of five.
4. You've suddenly started talking with a Russian accent.
3. Your shoes don't fit.
2. There's someone sitting in your cubicle doing your job. (this can also be a sign you're about to be fired)
1. You receive a new CD each month that's yours to keep or return within 10 days if you're not fully satisfied.