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You might be a redneck Jedi if...

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 4:31 pm
by X Rogue
You hear . . . "Luke, I am your father... and your uncle..."

You ever said the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."

Your Jedi robe is camouflage.

You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.

At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.

You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.

You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.

The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.

Wookiees are offended by your B.O.

You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.

You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing or bowling.

You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light up.

You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land-speeder.

You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts.

You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.

Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.

You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.

You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood deck.

You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene.

Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 6:58 pm
by BlackRider
But with an x-wing, you do have to get in through the window. :)

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:25 pm
by X Rogue
Yup, and the door isn't even welded shut, 'cause there's no door.

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 8:30 pm
by XMEN Gambit
Obviously, your jedi cloak is camo-colored because you slid across the wing to get in the window of the camo-colored X-wing while the paint was still wet.

;)

Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2005 9:06 pm
by Sharpster
:D :D :D

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:15 am
by reminiscent
soma - http://www.*^&*^&*%*{)*.com

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 11:32 am
by XMEN Diamond Katana
Haven't we banned this guy yet?

Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:28 pm
by XMEN Gambit
Got some control-panel problems. I'll get 'im.

Posted: Sun Nov 13, 2005 1:26 am
by ITIMAN
test only