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From an email. Too good not to share.

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C O W S

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a
single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago,
right to the stall where she slept in the state of
Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls.
But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens
wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of
them a cow.



T H E C O N S T I T U T I O N

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq
.... Why don't we just give them ours? It was written
by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200
years, and we're not using it anymore.



T H E 1 0 C O M M A N D M E N T S

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
posted in a courthouse is this:
You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou
Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not
Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians...It creates a hostile work environment.