Not REALLY humor. But real.
Posted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:22 pm
Well, I got it in an email, so it must be true, right?
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Can you guess which organization this is?
36
have been accused of spousal abuse
7
have been arrested for fraud
19
have been accused of writing bad checks
117
have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3
have done time for assault
71, repeat 71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14
have been arrested on drug-related charges
8
have been arrested for shoplifting
21
currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
84
have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Is it the NFL, or the NBA?
Neither, it's the 435 members of the United States Congress!
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
--------------
Can you guess which organization this is?
36
have been accused of spousal abuse
7
have been arrested for fraud
19
have been accused of writing bad checks
117
have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3
have done time for assault
71, repeat 71
cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14
have been arrested on drug-related charges
8
have been arrested for shoplifting
21
currently are defendants in lawsuits, and
84
have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Is it the NFL, or the NBA?
Neither, it's the 435 members of the United States Congress!
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.