Groklaw reader funny

Post by **XMEN Gambit** » Fri May 14, 2004 1:53 pm

One of the readers/posters on Groklaw posted a little satirical SCO testimonial page. Enjoy...<blockquote>Quote:<hr>“Yeah, we settled out of court. We had to. I mean, they had these four-color, glossy brochures declaring that they were the ‘Litigation Experts’ and all. Well, that, and we actually were trying to illegally monopolize the OS industry. ” – Microsoft “We bought a what from who, now? So they won’t what to us? Oh, so THAT’S what the settlement was all about. ” – Computer Associates “Having SCO sue Microsoft on our behalf is the best thing to happen to us since NetWare. ” – Novell “Having SCO sue us on Microsoft’s behalf is the worst thing to happen to us since NetWare. ” – Novell “We were pretty much blindsided. We didn’t see it coming. Very clever, those SCO people, using unanswered correspondence to a non-existent address as a guise for acting in good faith. I applaud their underhandedness. ” – Daimler Chrysler “Well, yes, I suppose it is technically true that The SCO Group hasn’t sued me since I took out a SCO-Source license, but if I had to do it all over again…” – EV1 “Man, I can’t believe WE used to be the bad guys! These guys make our dark and evil days look like a day at the amusement park! ” – IBM “First, they help us migrate from UNIX to Linux, then they sue us for migrating from UNIX to Linux. With friends like that, who needs enemies? ” – AutoZone<hr></blockquote>