Wines at Walmart!

[XMEN Iceman]

Don't know if you have heard, but Wal-Mart is going to produce their own brand of wine.<br><br>Some Wal-Mart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine.<br><br>The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto,California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger<br><br>Williams University in Bristol, R.I. She said: "The right name is<br>important."<br><br>The top 13 suggested names for Walmart Wine:<br><br>13. Chateau Traileur Parc<br><br>12. White Trashfindel<br><br>11. Big Red Gulp<br><br>10. Grape Expectations<br><br>9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"<br><br>8. NASCARbernet<br><br>7. Chef Boyardeaux<br><br>6. Peanut Noir<br><br>5. Chateau des Moines<br><br>4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!<br><br>3. World Championship Riesling<br><br>2. Sams Shiraz<br><br>And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...<br><br>1. Nasti Spumante<br><br>The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).<br><br>Make sure to vote on your favorite name at a Wal-Mart near you.<br><br> <br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><table border=0><tr><td><embed align=left src=http://www.thzclan.com/avatars/ezice.swf menu=false quality=high bgcolor=#000000 width=217 height=166 type=application/x-shockwave-flash pluginspage=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/dow ... <td><table border=0 style='Filter: Shadow(Color=#BB1403,Direction=255)'><tr><td><span class='usertitle'>XMEN Iceman [DTM]<br>Founder and Leader of the Base Tribes XMEN Clan<br>Proud member of the Dragon Talon Mercenaries teamplayers Guild<br>Citizen of New Fenecia<br><br>You weren't much of a challenge - T2 bot after killing Iceman<br><br>- click on avatar for links - no, not sausage links!</span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></p><i>Edited by: <A HREF=http://p090.ezboard.com/bxmenclan.showU ... ceman>XMEN Iceman</A> at: 11/15/04 2:02 pm<br></i>

[XMEN Gambit]

Too funny!<br><br>Though, squirrel is not red meat. Dunno about possum, as I've never butchered one. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[M249 SAW]

Wal-Mart must be stopped! Can't we have Janet Reno and the ATF take care of this monster??? Geez, the creators of South Park were correct in about Wal-Marts.<br><br>...just stay away from the t.v. section, that's where the heart is!! <p></p><i></i>

[Timmain42]

"Wal-Mart must be stopped! Can't we have Janet Reno and the ATF take care of this monster??? Geez, the creators of South Park were correct in about Wal-Marts.<br><br>...just stay away from the t.v. section, that's where the heart is!! "<br><br>I've already taken one out... c'mon who's with me?!?! <p></p><i></i>

[Lord Marshall]

I saw a documentary about wal-mart and its inner workings (think it was called World of Walmart)...it truely is an amazing feat keeping that monster running. <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.soupforyou.net/soupav.gif" style="border:0;"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><!--EZCODE BR START-->
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[XMEN Ravok99]

Now in plastic 2 liter bottles! Collect all four labels! <p>"Death is not the end."-Ravok</p><i></i>