Signs You're Having Thanksgiving Dinner with a Geek

XMEN Iceman · Post by **XMEN Iceman** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:25 pm

11. Dark meat is separated from white meat using a light probe.

10. Everyone mentions broadband, Linux or dual-core processors in their "I am thankful for..." speech.

9. A round of Counter-Strike: Source determines who gets to carve the turkey.

8. House decorated with plush microbes to celebrate the pilgrims bringing diseases to the new world.

7. Someone constantly keeps saying "The pilgrims had coffee, didn't they?"

6. Plates have a heatsink attached to them so you don't burn your mouth.

5. The cranberries are caffeinated.

4. Whipped cream for the pumpkin pie made with Dremel.

3. Three words: Lego gravy boat.

2. Pilgrim decorations have red hats instead of black ones.

1. The turkey is given the opportunity for a saving throw before being butchered.

TsN|Wildchild|xmen · Post by **TsN|Wildchild|xmen** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 1:47 pm

1. Is my favorite...

Detox.enD · Post by **Detox.enD** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:27 pm

TsN|Wildchild|xmen wrote:1. Is my favorite...

I agree - any D&D references are cool

Sharpster · Post by **Sharpster** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 2:29 pm

Heh, I like the 2nd one

MegaDeath70 · Post by **MegaDeath70** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 4:41 pm

#10 was the funniest !

Post by **XMEN Gambit** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 5:04 pm

I'm with MD. Though #3 was close...

X Rogue · Post by **X Rogue** » Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:11 pm

Nah, # 1.

TsN|Wildchild|xmen · Post by **TsN|Wildchild|xmen** » Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:25 am

Wow I thought I would be shunned for my reference to the D&D scope.

I only liked it because I'm an avid RPGer.

Althought the one with the red hats was funny too.

Detox.enD · Post by **Detox.enD** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:12 pm

i like it because I used to be an advid d&d player

i don't think everyone knows what a saving throw is

Sharpster · Post by **Sharpster** » Thu Nov 24, 2005 9:36 pm

How was everyones Thanksgiving dinner ? I swear I gained like 10 lbs...

TsN|Wildchild|xmen · Post by **TsN|Wildchild|xmen** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 9:32 am

I'm stil leating it. Four helpings alst night and breakfast this morning. Good stuff.

Detox, thats funny. I am an avid gamer. So avid that I even spent the last decade creating my own system. It will be in print some time next year. Waiting on artwork to be finished.

XMEN Iceman · Post by **XMEN Iceman** » Fri Nov 25, 2005 10:14 pm

Are you kidding?? I spend most my early college years playing weekends of D&D.

TsN|Wildchild|xmen · Post by **TsN|Wildchild|xmen** » Sun Nov 27, 2005 11:36 am

I'm a true geek I still play every saturday.

TsN|Wildchild|xmen · Post by **TsN|Wildchild|xmen** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:02 pm

Not to bring up a real old thread but in reference to the last few posts... my game is finished.

X Rogue · Post by **X Rogue** » Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:06 pm

High time.