FiNaLs!

[Dark Knife]

Finals are here!<br>Finals are here!<br>I feel like a wet sardine on a hot plate.<br>Finals are here!<br>Finals are here!<br>I feel like I'm gonna blow.<br>AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!! <p></p><i></i>

[XMEN Iceman]

Stand back folks!!!! <br><br>Get ready for a show!!!! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><table border=0><tr><td><embed align=left src=http://www.thzclan.com/avatars/ezice.swf menu=false quality=high bgcolor=#000000 width=217 height=166 type=application/x-shockwave-flash pluginspage=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/dow ... <td><table border=0 style='Filter: Shadow(Color=#BB1403,Direction=255)'><tr><td><span class='usertitle'>XMEN Iceman [DTM]<br>Founder and Leader of the Base Tribes XMEN Clan<br>Proud member of the Dragon Talon Mercenaries teamplayers Guild<br>Citizen of New Fenecia<br><br>You weren't much of a challenge - T2 bot after killing Iceman<br><br>- click on avatar for links - no, not sausage links!</span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></p><i></i>

[XMEN Gambit]

Hur-ry hur-ry hur-ry, step right up folks and getcher tickets NOW! for the IM-me-nent PY-ro-TECH-nic exPLOsion of the decade!<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>(sorry, sir, not for children under 10)</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>Be amazed, be as-TOUN-ded! at the gr-RUE-some spectacle of the X-MEN's VER-y own Dark Knife exploding his head when PRE-sented with his FI-nal exam PA-pers! Waterproof and flameproof ponchos are recommended, and available at the door for a small additional fee!<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>(please, ma'am, you can't go in there with a textbook. It's not safe, y'know.)</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>Don't miss this FAB-ulous OP-portunity to see the Dark Knife in action! This will be the FI-nal showing for the season!<br><br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>(Thank you, here's your ticket, enjoy the show)</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>Dark Knife memorabilia and autograph session available after the show. Hur-ry hur-ry hur-ry, come on in and see, with your VER-y own eyes, the in-CRED-ible, the a-MAZing Dark Knife, as he... <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.xmenclan.org/xmengambit.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>XMEN member<br>Card-carrying DTM<br>OKL Fish-napper<br><br>Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.<br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> The Tao of Programming</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

[Dark Knife]

Pre-show show includes Gallager, the Former Steward of Gondor eating tomatoes, roadkill caught on tape, Michael Ironside and his fourth assistant in a repeat of his Scanner preformance, and the Blue Man Group.<br><br>Disclaimer:<br>Not healthy for the human psyche. Those watching should have a strong stomach, been instutionalized previously, and once entering the preformance hall waive all legal rights to sue anybody who made money from this venture.<br><br>Updated information:<br>Autographs will not be signed after preformance. Pre-signed bar napkins will be available in the gift shop afterwards. <p></p><i></i>