I'm not wearing....

[M249 SAW]

I'm not wearing any pants and I think XMEN are the sex0rs!!!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :hat --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/pimp.gif ALT=":hat"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>TsN Wildchild told me to stalk ya guys ...so he put me up to it. <p></p><i></i>

[XMEN Iceman]

Ha!!! Amateur!!!!<br><br>/me pulls of his super elastic spandex underwear (with the pearl-colored rhinestones attached) and we see....<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>.....a cluster of smoked salmon hanging in front of the family jewels. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><table border=0><tr><td><embed align=left src=http://www.thzclan.com/avatars/ezice.swf menu=false quality=high bgcolor=#000000 width=217 height=166 type=application/x-shockwave-flash pluginspage=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/dow ... <td><table border=0 style='Filter: Shadow(Color=#BB1403,Direction=255)'><tr><td><span class='usertitle'>XMEN Iceman [DTM]<br>Founder and Leader of the Base Tribes XMEN Clan<br>Proud member of the Dragon Talon Mercenaries teamplayers Guild<br>Citizen of New Fenecia<br><br>You weren't much of a challenge - T2 bot after killing Iceman<br><br>- click on avatar for links - no, not sausage links!</span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></p><i></i>

[RedSirus]

The impressive thing was he took the underwear off before the pants. <p></p><i></i>

[XMEN Gambit]

He never wears pants, remember?<br><br>Oh, yeah, you never made it to the LAN parties... <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p><!--EZCODE IMAGE START--><img src="http://www.xmenclan.org/xmengambit.gif"/><!--EZCODE IMAGE END--><br>XMEN member<br>Card-carrying DTM<br>OKL Fish-napper<br><br>Though a program be but three lines long, someday it will have to be maintained.<br><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em> The Tao of Programming</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--></p><i></i>

[Lord Marshall]

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> @ice <p></p><i></i>

[XMEN Iceman]

I have a hell of a problem with cats following me around too! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :p --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":p"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><table border=0><tr><td><embed align=left src=http://www.thzclan.com/avatars/ezice.swf menu=false quality=high bgcolor=#000000 width=217 height=166 type=application/x-shockwave-flash pluginspage=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/dow ... <td><table border=0 style='Filter: Shadow(Color=#BB1403,Direction=255)'><tr><td><span class='usertitle'>XMEN Iceman [DTM]<br>Founder and Leader of the Base Tribes XMEN Clan<br>Proud member of the Dragon Talon Mercenaries teamplayers Guild<br>Citizen of New Fenecia<br><br>You weren't much of a challenge - T2 bot after killing Iceman<br><br>- click on avatar for links - no, not sausage links!</span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></p><i></i>

[Scorch]

I wear pants...<br><br>Well sort of...<br><br>I wear them most of the time... kinda...<br><br>I mean I wear underpants... umm...<br><br>On my head... and nothing else <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :b --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/tongue.gif ALT=":b"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[Spinning Hat]

Maybe that's why you don't have a GF? <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :lol --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/laugh.gif ALT=":lol"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> Well, at least Ice wore pants at the LAN.. Didn't want my wife to get all freaked out when she met everyone... <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Never, Never, Never Quit"</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> -Winston Churchill</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

[XMEN Iceman]

SH is jealous of the size of my "Fish". <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :rollin --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/roll.gif ALT=":rollin"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><table border=0><tr><td><embed align=left src=http://www.thzclan.com/avatars/ezice.swf menu=false quality=high bgcolor=#000000 width=217 height=166 type=application/x-shockwave-flash pluginspage=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/dow ... <td><table border=0 style='Filter: Shadow(Color=#BB1403,Direction=255)'><tr><td><span class='usertitle'>XMEN Iceman [DTM]<br>Founder and Leader of the Base Tribes XMEN Clan<br>Proud member of the Dragon Talon Mercenaries teamplayers Guild<br>Citizen of New Fenecia<br><br>You weren't much of a challenge - T2 bot after killing Iceman<br><br>- click on avatar for links - no, not sausage links!</span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></p><i></i>

[Atheist]

That's disgusting.<br><br>And it smells funny, too. <p></p><i></i>

[=BR=Mr. Scary]

Yea! No more sleazyboard forums!!

This is Mr. Scary, my ezboard account name here was M249 SAW. Just an FYI for I'll be frequenting this site on occasion and stealing all of your Vengeance players 'cuz I still can't get a roster built.

[Sharpster]

Thank god i didnt go to the LAN ! ehh ice in no pants.......

[Spinning Hat]

Yeah, it's a scary thing. But, considering the company you're in while at the LAN; Sweaty, hyped up Tribes players wired on Bawls, well, I'm sure you can get the picture. It's not pretty, and doesn't smell too good after 2 days of gaming. Kinda feel sorry for the kids who go there on Monday...

[Sharpster]

wired on Bawls:

Dude my neighbor bought mints from bawls.com !! so good, im guessing they taste like the drink ?

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

They taste like bawls. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!HHH!!