Ever been too drink....

[Spinning Hat]

To write your own name? Or to drive a car safely? I want to hear your best dunk stories! i'm drunk now, and it's taken me 5 mins. to get this far.... Granted, I'm drunk now, and I figure you all need some drunk fodder for the forums! <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Never, Never, Never Quit"</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> -Winston Churchill</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

I was drunk one time, and there was this REALLY hot girl that kept wanting me to dance at this huge house party some friends of mine had. Well, I'd just finished off a half a bottle of vodka and a little bit of jager, oh and there was a bit of rum in there, and some jello shots, and some oj, and a little bit of beer too. Anyways, I was truly drunk and this girl wanted me to dance with her, and I just told her that I should probably sit down. She got me some water and had me drink it all, then she tried pulling me out of the chair.<br><br>I barely moved.<br><br>The rug ended up slipping out from under her and she slid and fell on her butt. Then I tried to get up to help her and I couldn't stand up straight. I fell on her and someone in the crowd started yelling "WOOHOO!!!! Get it ON BABY!!!".<br><br>Needless to say it was embarassing, and she actually got drunk when she fell down cause all of the blood rushed to her head. I've had that happen before too... pretty much instant drunkeness. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>We did make out though. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

There was this other time, during grad school, when I had just gotten home from a test with a bad feeling about it. So my roommate and a few friends decided that we should all meet at a pub a few blocks away. We went (and it's an AWESOME place! Big Time in Seattle's University District), and had a few drinks before leaving. We had drinks before leaving because it saves money when you get to the bars. Anyways, I was kind of pissed off about the test and we were walking past this tree on the sidewalk. It was one of those trees that are planted in sidewalks for decoration by your local city.<br><br>Anyways, this tree ended up being in my way when I was walking abreast with my roommate and a friend. So I started joking around and shook the tree a bit.<br><br><br>Well... I didn't quite know my own strength because I uprooted it! We heard this Snaaaaaaap! and some of the roots were torn up, and then I accidentally got most of the tree out of the ground before I realized what I'd done.<br><br>Everyone turned around and they were like, "Oh #$@! What did you do!?" And I just said that I didn't know my own strength and thought that we had better leave soon. So we left pretty quick, had drinks at the bar, where my roommates joked about me ripping a tree out of the ground, and then we went home. When my roommates were joking, they mentioned that I had pulled a stop sign out of the ground too, the year before. That one was easy though because it just popped out and I could tell that it was loose. I did put it back. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :D --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/happy.gif ALT=":D"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br><br>Oh and I'm a happy drunk. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br> <p></p><i></i>

[Atheist]

Man, do I have some good stories.<br><br>First off, Jager is my choice of drink. A couple of friends and I got loaded and went over to a trendy club. We were drunk as hell and talking to as many girls as we could. After getting a bit of play, and closing the club out we hit the streets.<br><br>Now, Boston has a huge river running down through it with a number of bridges that cross over it. At this point we had already ridden a shopping cart down a street on our way back to my friend's house.. so I get the idea that I'm going to mess with one of my friends.<br><br>So I get all belligerent and in his face and tell him I'm gonna jump off of one of the bridges into the river. This is about a 25-30 foot jump. He basically tells me to go F*** myself and tells me I'm full of Sh**. So (I have no intention of jumping at this point) I keep insisting I'm going to jump and proceed to strip down to my boxers (I'm smashed at this point). So again he calls my bluff. Then the third friend we're with looks at me and says "Dude, if you jump in, I'll jump."<br><br>Sh*t. Yeah. So now I'm like... "Damn, I've got to follow through with it". So I jump.<br><br>Then he jumps.<br><br>Then we swim over to the other side of the river where the other buddy was waiting for us with our clothes and stuff. He also decides to take pictures of us.<br><br>So I have proof that I swam the Charles River at about 4a drunk off my ass.<br><br><!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>I'm a mischeviously obnoxious drunk. <p></p><i></i>

[RedSirus]

I don't think I've ever been drunk. I think Atheist has seen the worst I've ever been, and believe me, KitZune was worse. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[XMEN Gambit]

Never been. Have no desire to be. Don't really even like a buzz. <br><br>So sue me. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START ;) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/wink.gif ALT=";)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <br><br>After all, I can be micheivous, obnoxious, happy, clumsy and stupid without the excuse of alcohol! <p></p><i></i>

[XMEN Ravok99]

In fact, Gambit is like that so often, sometimes cops give him a breathalizer anytime they stare down at him out behind their shiney sunglasses. <p>"Death is not the end."-Ravok</p><i></i>

[Atheist]

Asha, it looks like you and I are the only alcoholics around here.<br><br>*grins*<br><br>We gotta get together for a drink sometime. <p></p><i></i>

[XMEN Iceman]

I have been drunk many a time in my younger days. I had a fondness for Cold Duck. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p><table border=0><tr><td><embed align=left src=http://www.thzclan.com/avatars/ezice.swf menu=false quality=high bgcolor=#000000 width=217 height=166 type=application/x-shockwave-flash pluginspage=http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/dow ... <td><table border=0 style='Filter: Shadow(Color=#BB1403,Direction=255)'><tr><td><span class='usertitle'>XMEN Iceman [DTM]<br>Founder and Leader of the Base Tribes XMEN Clan<br>Proud member of the Dragon Talon Mercenaries teamplayers Guild<br>Citizen of New Fenecia<br><br>You weren't much of a challenge - T2 bot after killing Iceman<br><br>- click on avatar for links - no, not sausage links!</span></td></tr></table></td></tr></table></p><i></i>

[XMEN Ashaman DTM]

Sweet Ath!<br><br>Hell yeah!<br><br> <p></p><i></i>

[Atheist]

<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> I have a ton of great stories.<br><br>My freshman roomate (here in dental school) was half-irish.. he got my tolerance way up. <!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :) --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/smile.gif ALT=":)"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> <p></p><i></i>

[Spinning Hat]

damnit.. I had a good story up in the unkon post... Needless to say, lots of beer, a well treed yard and fireworks being held by a partygoer and ignited by me was involved.... <p><!--EZCODE HR START--><hr /><!--EZCODE HR END--><!--EZCODE CENTER START--><div style="text-align:center"><br><!--EZCODE FONT START--><span style="color:red;font-family:Arial;font-size:medium;"><!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>"Never, Never, Never Quit"</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--> -Winston Churchill</span><!--EZCODE FONT END--></div><!--EZCODE CENTER END--></p><i></i>

[Dark Knife]

Drunk enough at 17 that Burbon Street didnt smell or look like a piss house. Me and a female friend helped each other back to the hotel and went to our seperate rooms. Though much happened on the way. In the means of helping each other staggering we were both REALLY drunk. <p></p><i></i>